When pupil cheats to be off Story 1: Pupil (on phone): My son has a bad cold and won't be able to come to school today. School Secretary: Who is this? Pupil: This is my father speaking! Story 2: Son: I can't go to school today. Father: Why not? Son: I don't feel well. Father: Where don't you feel well? Son: In school! P/s: Do not cheat. Your parents/ teachers/ lecturers are master in cheating